SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
i could kill a man with my thighs. i could, and, i plan to
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us